Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Wednesday Williamisms

This is the best one yet....

As we are sitting at McDonald's enjoying breakfast one morning (well him, not me, I don't eat their food!), he looks at me and says, "Mommy, I love you." Of course right then a lady was walking by and stopped and just looked at me and said what a great son you have! I know - he's too sweet!

William is obsessed with Monsters Inc. lately.  It is his favorite movie and he watches it over and over. So this morning...."Mommy, the monster comes out of the closet and hides under the bed and then there are screams in a yellow jar to make ecticity."  Yeah, ecticity, not electricity.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Wednesday Williamisms

After a long week working out of town in Vegas, I came home with my "natural" hair, which is very curly.  I don't wear it curly often and now that it is shorter, it is really curly.  I pick up William from day care after not seeing him for a week and first thing he says, "Mommy, why is your hair so silly?"

The bathroom is always interesting with William.  "Mommy, the big poop eats the little poop."  Gross kid!!!

As we are watching the opening ceremonies for the Olympics and commenting how it looks like the shire from Lord of the Rings.....Alan goes on to say that, "This is crap!"
William responds with "No Daddy, this movie isn't called crap!"

Wednesday Williamisms

On Sunday afternoon, someone had a craving for a pink iced donut from Dunkin Donuts.  As we sit there eating our donuts, I hear "Mommy, I want to live here."  Me too, kid, me too!

"Mommy, I am obsessed with signs and trash cans."

"Mommy, my poo-poo really stinks."  I can't disagree.