"Mommy, can we go to the moo-seum."
Bedtime stall tactics "Mommy, the fire alarm needs batteries."
"I'll never get to play with that toy A-GAIN." The drama has started, now this comment is said with just about everything....."I'll never get to INSERT WHATEVER A-GAIN." The word again is said with the most woeful, sad tone you've ever heard.
"You're a bad mommy!!!!!!" The kid has a temper and when he doesn't get his way, this has started coming out. However, about 30 minutes later, he comes over and hugs me and says "I love you mommy."