Wednesday Williamisms

Vacation Williamisms

We heard several new funny "Williamisms" this past week on our vacation. He kept asking "Mommy, why?" about every thing (you know that fun stage). So we finally came up with "because I said so" or "because I'm on vacation" or "because it is fun" and he started just answering himself with one of those.

"Mommy, let's go back to the cabinet (cabin)."

"Mommy, I want to go back to the beach." Me- huh?...........turns out he was referring to a little sand box area at Dollywood to play in the sand. Sand = beach, I mean, duh! Doesn't matter that we are in the mountains and not near a beach.

"Mommy, Ally is hiding." ....as he woke up on our last day, realizing Ally, who had fallen asleep in the same bed as him, was now gone (she left early that morning to head home with her family). He thought she was hiding and didn't realize she had left.

William also had a thing suddenly about bugs, especially in bathrooms. If he saw a fly in the bathroom, he freaked. If the bathroom was dirty, he wouldn't go in it either. At one stop, after viewing a pretty dirty stall in the bathroom, he says "Mama, you can go in that one (the dirty one)." Poor Mama (my mom)! Next thing I would hear, "Mommy, there's a bug, there's a bug!". As he quickly runs out of the stall with his pants still around his ankles.

Best of all, on the way home and this week, William has already been asking to go back. "Mommy, can we leave on vacation again?". So sweet. Little does he know we are heading to San Diego for a quick weekend getaway in late August and then Disney World in October!